Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would’ve brought a change of clothes. I’m gonna go in there looking like Prom: The Morning After.

I told you, I’m never saying goodbye to you.

"There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment."

What if You Told My Lies? (Crisscolfer Fic)


Pairing: Crisscolfer
Word Count: 6,073
Rating: NC-17

Summary: What if that blind item were real? (Um, stick around for a while though. Everything might not be exactly as it first seems. ;)

Warnings: Intercrural sex, rimming, many (many) f-bombs, PWP, RPF.

Author’s Note: HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO MY DARLING LINDSEY controlofwhatido!! I’m sorry this is so late, and thank you for putting up with me and helping me through so much this year. My life wouldn’t be the same without you and I’m so lucky you’re in it. <3 (I wasn’t sure where to go after writing you such a specific kink last year, so I thought, hey, how about one of your favorite pairings with one of your all-time favorite kinks, neither of which I’ve written before? I hope you enjoy!) THANK YOU to Mandy alittledizzy for the quick read-through. Title from “What If” by Five For Fighting (which I’ve never actually heard oops).

Read on AO3: Chris doesn’t answer the door until Darren rings the bell twice, then resorts to knocking when there’s no response.

klainehiatuschallenge day 23 - favorite klaine moment of s5

❝I am missing dinner with June and Diane von Furstenberg at Annie Leibovitz’s house, but there’s no other place I’d rather be.❞
❝Drop all the names you want, my old ladies are much cooler than yours.❞
❝It’s really nice to see you so happy.❞